2017 Vintage: The Ant

I’m “working” on my digital footprint.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker01/26/2007 18:26It really whips the llama's ass!

@Pager_Guy10/14/2001 10:35Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S10/09/2011 07:21I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Daria_Morg01/25/2001 07:09My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Talladega_N_R03/31/2015 16:32If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).