Why did the Army spend weeks debating mask colors? Because in 2020, “Combat Effectiveness” depended entirely on whether your mask matched your OCP uniform and if you could still scream at a Private through three layers of cloth.
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
One does not simply read one joke.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Not bad. Not bad at all.