1997 Legacy: The First Night
A newlywed guy asks his friend, “How was it?” “Like the movie Contact. A lot of expensive equipment, plenty of noise, but in the end, nobody… Read More »1997 Legacy: The First Night
1997 Vintage: The Calendar
I’m a historian. I’m just dating things. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Sheep Clone
What do you call a cloned sheep that’s a great singer? “Dolly” Parton. Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Sheep Clone
1997 Vintage: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long? A “Pi-thon.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Scared Snake
1996 Classic: The X Games Growth
Why were old people shaking their heads? Because skateboarding and BMX became sports, and we realized Tony Hawk had more fans than the local golf… Read More »1996 Classic: The X Games Growth
1996 Legacy: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you, hope it’s not the flu! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Hatch
1996 Vintage: The Grandchild Roll Call
Running through the names of two nieces, a nephew, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing in the kitchen. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Grandchild Roll Call
1995 Vintage: The Book Fair Catalog
Why the excitement? Because the Scholastic Book Fair flyer was the most important piece of literature you read all year. Part of the 35 School… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Book Fair Catalog
1995 Archive: The “Statue of Liberty” Souvenirs
Why were they everywhere in ’95? Because patriotism in the mid-90s was measured by how many foam crowns you could wear at once. Part of… Read More »1995 Archive: The “Statue of Liberty” Souvenirs
1995 Archive: The Banana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock. (Repeat 3 times). Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Archive: The Banana