The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver trying to park a delivery vehicle outside the chapel windows.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
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