1996 Legacy: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you, hope it’s not the flu!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

@Pager_Guy12/20/1999 13:09Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@MIRC_Ghost01/09/1996 05:59Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Dial_Up_King02/27/2012 03:04Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@SimCity_Mayor11/15/2015 06:26Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Dawson_Creek_Fan11/19/2010 17:48I am crying... with laughter!

@Weird_Science_G06/01/2014 07:19We created a monster... of a joke!

@Tablet_User_1002/09/2013 14:19Tapping my way to a good mood.