1995 Archive: The Banana

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock. (Repeat 3 times).

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

@Geocities_Builder02/04/2011 10:44I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@X-Files_Spooky05/12/1997 20:12I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Gladiator_Maximus12/13/2006 07:02Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Tyler_Durden_Real07/08/2005 17:05Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan01/15/2009 13:40Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Leave_Britney_A12/26/1998 22:24Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Nyan_Cat_Space10/16/2009 18:54Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Salad_Fingers_F08/27/2008 15:14I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Browser_War_V09/03/2013 00:24Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.