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Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »

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A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said "Don't feed the...read more »

What’s the difference between a blonde and a snowman? One is cold...read more »

The digital world shifted forever in 2023 – the year ChatGPT beca...read more »

Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »

A blonde was trying to fix her computer. She asked her friend "Ho...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »

Welcome to the era of 2009 – the year of the Bitcoin genesis, the...read more »

Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »

A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »

A blonde was trying to learn how to use her new smartphone. She a...read more »

A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »

How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »

@Austin_Powers_Groovy11/26/1996 11:12Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Baywatch_Runner04/26/2003 22:15Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Kazaa_Leecher08/23/2010 17:09I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Goosebumps_Kid12/24/2007 05:12Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@One_Does_Not_S01/26/1995 17:09One does not simply read one joke.

@Confused_Travolta11/12/2011 04:35Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob11/02/1997 23:51The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Frag_Master_9912/17/1999 06:54Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Llamas_With_Hats07/09/2002 02:14Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!