1997 Legacy: The Sheep Clone

What do you call a cloned sheep that’s a great singer? “Dolly” Parton.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

They’d crack each other up.read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

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@Tank_Operator05/10/2005 02:28Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Pi_Mathematics03/13/1998 18:43Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F02/20/2011 21:16The future is laughing at us.

@Flashdance_What06/25/2010 13:51What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Austin_Powers_Y02/26/1998 09:03Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Neopets_Trader05/27/2002 18:14Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Pwnage_King10/09/1998 05:50Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@True_Story_Neil09/21/2009 02:03True story! I was there!