What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long? A “Pi-thon.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Still digging for more humor!
This site is very exciting!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?