Why were they everywhere in ’95? Because patriotism in the mid-90s was measured by how many foam crowns you could wear at once.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I facepalmed and then I laughed.