A newlywed guy asks his friend, “How was it?” “Like the movie Contact. A lot of expensive equipment, plenty of noise, but in the end, nobody could prove anything actually happened.”
Part of the 49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
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Q: What do you call a...
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55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition
In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
The OOP Relationship
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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