2025 Classic: The GTA VI Waiter
“I’ll change the bulb as soon as Rockstar drops the second trailer… so probably around 2027.” Part of the 60 Light Bulb Jokes: 2025 –… Read More »2025 Classic: The GTA VI Waiter
2025 Classic: The Kylian Mbappé “Madrid” Second Year
Why was he finally comfortable? Because he stopped looking for the Eiffel Tower and started finding the back of the net every 15 minutes. Part… Read More »2025 Classic: The Kylian Mbappé “Madrid” Second Year
2024 Archive: The Nosferatu
A guy walks in and says, “I’m waiting for the dark.” The bartender says, “The sun sets at 5, Count. Relax.” Part of the 58… Read More »2024 Archive: The Nosferatu
2024 Classic: The Dune
Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant worm (it’s actually just a very long pool noodle). He yells, “LISAN AL-GAIB!”… Read More »2024 Classic: The Dune
2024 Vintage: The Civil War (A24) Reality
A movie that made me realize that being a photojournalist in a war zone is the most stressful job on earth, second only to being… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Civil War (A24) Reality
2023 Vintage: Flower
I’m “blooming” in the virtual spotlight. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The “Water” Tyla
She’s pouring water on herself and the whole world is trying to do the dance. 2023 is a “sweaty” year for pop. Part of the… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Water” Tyla
2023 Vintage: Miley Cyrus (Flowers)
Why was this the anthem of the year? Because Miley reminded us that we can buy our own flowers and that we definitely don’t need… Read More »2023 Vintage: Miley Cyrus (Flowers)
2022 Archive: The Google Pixel 7 “Magic Eraser”
Why was the tech guy erasing the CEO from the team photo? “He told me to ‘optimize the background,’ and I took it literally.” Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The Google Pixel 7 “Magic Eraser”
2021 Classic: The Little Star
Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.” Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive.… Read More »2021 Classic: The Little Star