Why was Grandma so confused? Because the song was everywhere, and she still couldn’t figure out if it was a “scandalous confession” or just a very long advertisement for cherry-flavored chapstick.
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!