Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
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Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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What do you call a dog magician?
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I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.