2016 Classic: Westworld
Why were the robots so depressed? Because in 2016, they realized that being a host in a theme park is basically just like having a… Read More »2016 Classic: Westworld
2016 Vintage: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer tell the cop he was “hunting a Dragonite”? He hoped the officer was also level 20 and would let him off… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Speeding Ticket
2016 Legacy: The Launch of “Slack” Giphy Integration (Peak Chaos)
Why was the office full of GIFs? Because 2016 was the year we stopped using words and started communicating entirely through 3-second loops of Parks and… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Launch of “Slack” Giphy Integration (Peak Chaos)
2016 Vintage: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with nostalgia. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The PokéStop
She complained that our house isn’t a PokéStop. She said, “If it were, maybe someone interesting would actually visit for once.” Part of the 61… Read More »2016 Classic: The PokéStop
2015 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his mailbox was “excessively optimistic.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Archive: The Neighbor
2015 Legacy: The “On Fleek” Teen
“Yasss! This 60-watt is literally on fleek right now. Slay!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “On Fleek” Teen
2015 Vintage: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” a picture of a blue dress… or is it white? Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Wallpaper
2014 Legacy: The Meghan Trainor
“All about that bass, no treble.” “Great, then you won’t mind that the jukebox’s speakers are blown.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Meghan Trainor
2014 Vintage: The “I Can’t Even” Phrase
Why was the secretary standing still? Because the copier jammed and she literally “couldn’t even” anymore. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “I Can’t Even” Phrase