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2012 Archive: Pitch Perfect

 Why was everyone hitting plastic cups? Because in 2012, Anna Kendrick proved that “Cups” was a legitimate musical instrument and that “Aca-awkward” was a real word.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9805/24/2008 08:45Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Scream_Fan_9603/22/2000 20:01What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@SimCity_Mayor02/24/2012 10:44Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@XFiles_Spooky_M03/28/2003 02:22Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Cow_And_Chicken04/02/2002 23:46Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Slashdot_Effect12/16/1997 16:30We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Cloud_Computing03/18/2002 07:36Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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