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2017 Vintage: The Dunkirk Movie

 Why was the passenger so tense during the boat ride? Because Christopher Nolan made him believe that every beach trip required three different timelines and a ticking clock.

Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser10/30/2015 22:22A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@StarWars_Nerd05/03/1996 00:41The farce is strong with this one!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor04/10/1997 14:00At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Lock_Stock_Two02/29/2004 16:29It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie05/29/2007 11:23Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Goldmember_I_L11/09/2000 00:50I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Prestige_World_W05/25/2009 08:38Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@LonelyGirl15_F12/27/2011 13:44Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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