“I’m eating ‘Bio-Hacked’ kale.” “So… just kale?” “No, it’s kale with a $50 price tag.”
Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bill
"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »
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"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
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