When your pet finally speaks, it’s rarely a compliment.
I told my cat I was the boss of the house. He looked at me, looked at his empty bowl, and pushed my expensive vase off the table. Point taken.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch
1995: The Year of the Talking Pig and the Digital Dog.Welcome to ...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly ...read more »
What do you call a bear...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!read more »
70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch
Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »
Why did the giraffe get bad...
Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he had his head in t...read more »
What do you call a fish...
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!read more »
Why did the owl get promoted?...
Why did the owl get promoted?
Because he was a real wise guy!read more »
There was a papa mole, a...
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived ...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The Wakanda & Yanny Protocol (2018)
Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »
Why are frogs so happy? Because...
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!read more »
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82 Animal Jokes: The Ever Given & Squid Game Protocol (2021)
Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »
72 Animal Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Crypto Protocol
Welcome to 2009. The year James Cameron turned everyone blue with...read more »
What do you call a lazy...
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!read more »
What do frogs do with paper?...
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.