“Why do we fall, Bruce?” “So we can get back up and find the happy hour.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1999 Classic: The Corona
A guy asks for a Corona and two limes. The bartender asks, "Why two?" The guy says, "One fo... read more »
A guy asks for a Corona and two limes. The bartender asks, "Why two?" The guy says, "One fo... read more »
2. 2010 Archive: The Mannequin Challenge
The whole bar goes still. The bartender says, "I'm still charging you for that minute."Part of t... read more »
The whole bar goes still. The bartender says, "I'm still charging you for that minute."Part of t... read more »
3. The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at the top of a skyscraper. He drinks... read more »
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at the top of a skyscraper. He drinks... read more »
4. 2021 Legacy: The Dune
A guy walks in covered in sand and asks for a "Water of Life." The bartender gives him a glass o... read more »
A guy walks in covered in sand and asks for a "Water of Life." The bartender gives him a glass o... read more »
5. 2002 Classic: The Minority Report
A guy tries to order a drink by waving his hands in the air. The bartender says, "I’m not Tom Cr... read more »
A guy tries to order a drink by waving his hands in the air. The bartender says, "I’m not Tom Cr... read more »
6. 2015 Legacy: The Revenant
A guy walks in looking like he was mauled by a bear. The bartender asks, "Rough night?" The guy ... read more »
A guy walks in looking like he was mauled by a bear. The bartender asks, "Rough night?" The guy ... read more »
7. 2004 Archive: The Twista
A guy orders a drink really, really fast. The bartender says, "Slow down, I'm not a computer."Pa... read more »
A guy orders a drink really, really fast. The bartender says, "Slow down, I'm not a computer."Pa... read more »
8. 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had groups of friends split between w... read more »
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had groups of friends split between w... read more »
9. 2004 Legacy: The Frasier Ending
A guy says, "I'm listening." The bartender says, "I'm pouring."Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 200... read more »
A guy says, "I'm listening." The bartender says, "I'm pouring."Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 200... read more »
10. 2009 Classic: The Angry Birds
A guy starts throwing peanuts at a stack of glasses. The bartender asks, "What are you doing?" T... read more »
A guy starts throwing peanuts at a stack of glasses. The bartender asks, "What are you doing?" T... read more »
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[1996-12-09 ARCHIVE_LOG]Terminator_T800: I’ll be back... to read this again.
[2005-06-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Harry_Potter_01: Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
[1999-12-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Floppy_Drive_Buzz: The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
[2004-07-03 ARCHIVE_LOG]Scream_Ghostface: Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
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