Why was the Navy watching the Black Sea? To see if “Global Deterrence” still works when the other guy has a very old-fashioned idea of “Borders.”
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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