2018 Vintage: The Launch of the Falcon Heavy
Why did we put a Tesla in space? Because Elon Musk realized that “Starman” driving a convertible was the best way to distract everyone from… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Launch of the Falcon Heavy
2017 Vintage: The “Transformation” of the Army
Why the new “Multi-Domain” term? Because “Fighting on Land” was too simple, so we added “Space, Cyber, and Air” to the Sergeant’s to-do list. Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Transformation” of the Army
2015 Archive: The DNA HIPAA
I asked for my genetic test results. The nurse said, “I can’t tell you. Your DNA is so private that even your cells need a… Read More »2015 Archive: The DNA HIPAA
2015 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments through a proprietary app that crashes every five minutes. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2015 Classic: The Referral
2015 Legacy: The Wedding Video
She’s started “reaction videos” to our wedding footage on YouTube. Her most popular video is “Watch Me Cry When He Says the Wrong Vows.” Part… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Wedding Video
2014 Archive: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2014 Archive: The Country Buffet Strategy
2013 Vintage: The Wood
I’m “pining” for a vacation. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The Vine
A guy orders a drink, takes a sip, and yells “Do it for the Vine!” then falls off his stool. The bartender says, “That’s 6… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Vine
2012 Legacy: The App Store
Why did the blonde try to buy an apple at the computer store? She heard an “App Store” was coming and thought it was a… Read More »2012 Legacy: The App Store
2012 Archive: The Wii U Owner
One, but they have to look at the small screen on the ladder to see the bulb on the ceiling. Part of the 73 Light… Read More »2012 Archive: The Wii U Owner