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2017 Vintage: The “Transformation” of the Army

Why the new “Multi-Domain” term? Because “Fighting on Land” was too simple, so we added “Space, Cyber, and Air” to the Sergeant’s to-do list.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X02/15/2007 15:49Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Internet_Explorer_309/09/2008 01:52Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Men_In_Black_K04/04/2002 02:43We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Ghostbusters_V01/09/1998 06:45Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Goldmember_I_L06/12/1998 04:36I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Mind_Blown_Gif04/25/1999 02:00*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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