2012 Legacy: The App Store
Why did the blonde try to buy an apple at the computer store? She heard an “App Store” was coming and thought it was a… Read More »2012 Legacy: The App Store
2011 Vintage: The Drake “Take Care” Mood
Why the owl? Because Drake and 40 perfected the “sad-rapper-in-a-mansion” aesthetic, making everyone want to call their ex at 3 AM while looking at a… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Drake “Take Care” Mood
2011 Legacy: The Footloose Remake
I told her I want to dance. She said, “The only thing ‘loose’ in this house is the tile in the kitchen you promised to… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Footloose Remake
2010 Classic: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a tablet to the funeral? To “stream” the reading of the will to his offshore accounts. Part of the 48… Read More »2010 Classic: The Inheritance
2010 Archive: The “Twilight” Bed Tent
Why was it a joke? Because the tent scene in Eclipse had more tension between the sleeping bags than the actors. Part of the 32 Razzie Awards… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Twilight” Bed Tent
2010 Vintage: The Slash Solo Debut
Why every singer? For the hat-wearing legend proving he could get everyone from Fergie to Ozzy on one record. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Slash Solo Debut
2010 Archive: The Last Airbender “Air”
Why the anger? For a M. Night Shyamalan adaptation so bad it actually made fans of the cartoon want to “bend” their own eyes shut.… Read More »2010 Archive: The Last Airbender “Air”
2009 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus “Party in the U.S.A.”
Why the butterfly stomach? For the song that made every cynical indie kid secretly sing along while pretending to be too cool for the Disney… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus “Party in the U.S.A.”
2008 Legacy: The John Terry Slip
Why was the Moscow grass so slippery? Because the Chelsea captain slipped during the winning penalty, handing the Champions League to Man United on a… Read More »2008 Legacy: The John Terry Slip
2008 Archive: The Little Dog
What do you call a dog that’s a scientist? A “Beagle” assistant. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Archive: The Little Dog