2005 Legacy: The King Kong
A guy orders a giant pitcher and tries to climb the beer tower. The bartender says, “It wasn’t the airplanes, it was the ‘No Climbing’… Read More »2005 Legacy: The King Kong
2005 Legacy: The Sin City Green Screen
Why was everything black and white? For a movie so dedicated to the comic book look that the actors spent six months staring at a… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Sin City Green Screen
2003 Classic: Beyoncé (Crazy in Love)
Why was that horn intro so loud? Because in 2003, Beyoncé wanted to make sure that even people on Mars knew she was officially the… Read More »2003 Classic: Beyoncé (Crazy in Love)
2003 Vintage: The Speaker
Why did the blonde talk to her speakers? She thought they were “talking” to her. Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Speaker
2002 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new electric coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
2002 Legacy: The Christina Aguilera Fan
“I’m a bulb in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Christina Aguilera Fan
2002 Vintage: The DVD Remote Input Abyss
Accidentally hitting the “Source” button on the television clicker and spending the entire weekend staring at a black screen because you think the local broadcasting… Read More »2002 Vintage: The DVD Remote Input Abyss
2001 Legacy: The Pharmacy Wait
I’ve been here so long the ‘Next Big Thing’ drug is now being sold at gas stations. Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Pharmacy Wait
2001 Archive: The “Hero” Enrique Iglesias
Enrique is crying in the rain again. Someone get this man an umbrella and a hug. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro… Read More »2001 Archive: The “Hero” Enrique Iglesias
2001 Vintage: The Battery
I’m staying positive despite the digital noise. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified