1996 Classic: Twister’s Dialogue
Why did it win “Worst Written Film Grossing Over $100 Million”? Because the tornadoes had more personality and better lines than the actual lead actors.… Read More »1996 Classic: Twister’s Dialogue
1996 Legacy: The Tamagotchi Owner
They forgot to change the bulb because they were too busy cleaning up after their digital pet. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Tamagotchi Owner
1996 Archive: The Holiday Spirit
Why doesn’t a lawyer celebrate Christmas? He doesn’t believe in giving anything away for free. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines… Read More »1996 Archive: The Holiday Spirit
1995 Archive: The Bar Bet
A guy bets the bartender $100 he can pee into a glass from 10 feet away without spilling a drop. He fails miserably and soaks… Read More »1995 Archive: The Bar Bet
1995 Archive: The Martin Landau Win
Why did Bela Lugosi finally get an Oscar? Because Martin Landau proved that playing a dead legend is the fastest way to become a living… Read More »1995 Archive: The Martin Landau Win
1995 Classic: The “New Covenant”
Why was it the 1995 slogan? Because “New Deal” was taken and “New Coke” was a disaster. Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Classic: The “New Covenant”