A guy bets the bartender $100 he can pee into a glass from 10 feet away without spilling a drop. He fails miserably and soaks the bar. He’s laughing. Bartender: “Why are you happy? You lost $100!” Guy: “Because I bet those guys $500 that I could pee all over your bar and you’d be happy about it.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
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