1998 Archive: The Clock

I’m a time traveler. I’m just a second late.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "quacking" up at the AI.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

2004 wasn't just a year; it was a cultural pivot point. While we ...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@Geocities_Builder11/16/2007 07:52I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Msdos_Commander09/15/2003 15:56C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Flash_Player_Fan03/16/1995 00:27Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Doom_Marines05/27/2001 04:11Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@C++_Dev_9804/15/1999 20:07I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Marla_Singer_Fan10/16/2001 13:27A joke for the end of the world.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S12/24/2010 13:49I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Beavis_Cornholio03/24/2000 23:56I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Mobile_Web_0101/02/2011 23:02Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!