2000 Vintage: The DVD Extras
We spent three hours watching the “Director’s Commentary” instead of the movie. We still don’t know the plot. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The DVD Extras
2000 Classic: The USB Stick Pride
Why was the tech lead so smug? He had a 16MB USB drive that cost more than his car and held… three high-res photos. Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The USB Stick Pride
2000 Vintage: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, did the computer crash? Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Doris
2000 Vintage: The Startup Office
Why was the office in a loft? Because cubicles were “so 1999” and sitting on a beanbag was “strategic.” Part of the 73 Office Groaners:… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Startup Office
1998 Classic: The Restaurant
She asked the chef if the soup was “made with love or just a general sense of duty.” Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Classic: The Restaurant
1998 Archive: The Pfizer Stock
I asked my doctor why he was so happy. He said, “I’m not just a physician; I’m a Pfizer shareholder. Now, let’s talk about your… Read More »1998 Archive: The Pfizer Stock
1998 Archive: The Clock
I’m a time traveler. I’m just a second late. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Odd Couple II
Why was it nominated? To prove that some reunions should stay in the “ideas we had while drunk” category. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Odd Couple II
1998 Archive: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Staring intensely at the diner waitress to make absolutely sure she used the orange-rimmed pot, convinced that regular caffeine will keep you awake until the… Read More »1998 Archive: The Decaf Coffee Verification
1997 Legacy: The Deep Blue vs. Kasparov Match
Why did the Army care about a chess computer? Because they realized that if a machine could beat a Grandmaster, it could probably manage a… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Deep Blue vs. Kasparov Match