Why the 8K upgrade? To see the “Confusion” on the ground in such detail that you can read the enemy’s text messages from 30,000 feet.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Combat Camera" Swarm View
Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition
In 1996, the military world was caught between two eras. We were ...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition
In 2022, the military world realized that a 1980s tank is no matc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Laser" Point-Defense
Why the "Pew-Pew" sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition
In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »
2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Combat Camera" Dragon View
Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »
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Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition
In 2011, the military realized that "History" doesn't just happen...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor
Why the demand? Because the "New White" makes the war look like a...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Transformation" of the Marine Corps (Final Form)
Why only drones? To prove that a Marine’s "Aggression" can be per...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Coalition" of the Shells
Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
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In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Oops, I laughed again!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Posting this to my own wall right now!