Why did the Army care about a chess computer? Because they realized that if a machine could beat a Grandmaster, it could probably manage a logistics schedule better than a Colonel with a clipboard.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
That still only counts as one laugh!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.