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1996 Classic: Twister’s Dialogue

 Why did it win “Worst Written Film Grossing Over $100 Million”? Because the tornadoes had more personality and better lines than the actual lead actors.

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@Linux_Kernel_0.106/15/1998 20:07Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
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