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2000 Vintage: The DVD Extras

 We spent three hours watching the “Director’s Commentary” instead of the movie. We still don’t know the plot.

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cheers_Norm01/31/2012 15:20Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Gladiator_Proximo05/07/2004 13:18Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Napster_Search08/07/2010 11:22Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@American_Psycho_P07/03/2009 04:59I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Magic_SchoolBus12/20/1998 01:41Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Speed_Racer_Go01/07/1996 10:45Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

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