2008 Legacy: The “Olympic” Michael Phelps
Why was the ghost wearing 8 gold medals? Because Phelps ate 12,000 calories a day and still won everything in Beijing. Part of the 38… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Olympic” Michael Phelps
2008 Archive: The Little Dog
What do you call a dog that’s a scientist? A “Beagle” assistant. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Archive: The Little Dog
2007 Classic: The Amazing Race’s 5-Year Plan
Why the fifth win? Because watching people argue about directions in a foreign language is America’s true national pastime. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2007 Classic: The Amazing Race’s 5-Year Plan
2007 Classic: The Launch of Kindle
Why did the book get a screen? Because Amazon decided we needed to carry 200 novels in a device that looked like a prop from… Read More »2007 Classic: The Launch of Kindle
2007 Legacy: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Little Miss Sunshine win? Because it’s the only movie where a dead body and a beauty pageant make for a wholesome family night.… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Best Original Screenplay
2007 Legacy: The Google Search Answer Trap
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Google Search Answer Trap
2007 Classic: The Compulsion
“I keep refreshing my browser.” “There’s no update for your life, sir.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety”… Read More »2007 Classic: The Compulsion
2006 Archive: The “Snakes on a Plane” Fan
“I have had it with these monkey-fighting bulbs in this Monday-to-Friday socket!” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive.… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Snakes on a Plane” Fan
2006 Classic: The 2006 Digital Camera
It’s 8 megapixels. I can see the pores on my face. I’m not sure I like this much detail. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2006 Classic: The 2006 Digital Camera
2006 Classic: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my digital footprints. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified