It’s 8 megapixels. I can see the pores on my face. I’m not sure I like this much detail.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
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I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!