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1995 Classic: The “New Covenant”

Why was it the 1995 slogan? Because “New Deal” was taken and “New Coke” was a disaster.

Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.102/24/2013 15:07Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Net_Addict_200001/05/1997 08:27My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Shrek_Donkey03/11/2006 07:57And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@DotCom_Survivor04/09/2005 11:12I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Footloose_Ren12/07/2012 08:43Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Orange_Mocha_F09/12/2014 18:37Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh06/27/2015 04:56Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Railgun_Sniper05/26/2010 20:17I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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