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2003 Classic: Beyoncé (Crazy in Love)

 Why was that horn intro so loud? Because in 2003, Beyoncé wanted to make sure that even people on Mars knew she was officially the Queen of everything.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex06/05/2013 10:20I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Startup_Kid03/01/2010 05:49Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Inkjet_Printers03/21/2009 17:33Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Pi_Mathematics04/13/1997 10:07Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Bam_Margera_Fan03/29/2006 21:15Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@GL_HF_Runner12/06/2004 00:41Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Not_Bad_Obama07/02/2002 21:32Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Tablet_User_1009/17/2008 02:43Tapping my way to a good mood.
@Hashtag_Master10/05/1998 07:57#funny #joke #retro #90s

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