1996 Archive: The Holiday Spirit

Why doesn’t a lawyer celebrate Christmas? He doesn’t believe in giving anything away for free.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

@Ace_Ventura_Pet12/05/2004 13:32Alrighty then! Super funny.

@ChatRoom_Queen01/19/2006 18:39A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan04/05/2007 14:57Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Star_Wars_Kid08/02/2004 00:32I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Web_Counter_9910/09/2009 13:23I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!