2001 Legacy: The Pharmacy Wait

I’ve been here so long the ‘Next Big Thing’ drug is now being sold at gas stations.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9505/11/2002 07:33This is why we need the internet.

@Overclocker_Pro09/26/2013 14:52My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Karate_Kid_Wax01/22/2007 18:32Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Breakfast_Club_B05/14/1995 23:52Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Chain_Mail_Hater03/06/2004 12:41I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@PopUp_Blocker_X03/03/2015 20:00I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Anonymous_User12/06/2005 04:12We are many. We are laughing.