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2002 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron

The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new electric coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops of instant decaf.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Men_In_Black_K04/01/2005 14:39We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@SoundBlaster_AWE05/05/1998 10:54Crystal clear MIDI humor.
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