Why was the Moscow grass so slippery? Because the Chelsea captain slipped during the winning penalty, handing the Champions League to Man United on a silver—and very wet—platter.
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The Billiards Break
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition
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The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
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Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »
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Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »
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In 2020, sports stopped, then returned in the strangest way possi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
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The Yoga Flexibility
Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »
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In 2022, the sports world completed its most dramatic script yet....read more »
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The Bowling Strike
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
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Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
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