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2012 Legacy: The App Store

 Why did the blonde try to buy an apple at the computer store? She heard an “App Store” was coming and thought it was a grocery shop.

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive
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48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_Hermione11/04/2008 06:28It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@DotCom_Survivor01/23/2014 16:18I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Floppy_Fanatic10/04/1998 12:16Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Star_Wars_Kid04/30/2004 15:56I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Tablet_User_1005/04/2005 04:50Tapping my way to a good mood.

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