2010 Classic: The Inheritance

Why did the lawyer bring a tablet to the funeral? To “stream” the reading of the will to his offshore accounts.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Friends_Lover09/29/2014 22:31Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Finding_Nemo_Dory11/07/1996 03:22Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Kernel_Panic_9811/27/2015 14:03This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei12/18/2012 01:57You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Anchorman_Ron08/18/2002 19:47I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Step_Brothers_B07/19/2013 19:03Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Challenge_Acc06/30/2006 07:24Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

@Anonymous_User04/14/1995 06:41We are many. We are laughing.