He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments through a proprietary app that crashes every five minutes.
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Dentist
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2025 Vintage: The HMO
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63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Heart
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The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI-Skin
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2025 Classic: The Surgeon
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68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon 2
"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
The best thing since version 1.0!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
No way! That’s too much!