A guy orders a drink, takes a sip, and yells “Do it for the Vine!” then falls off his stool. The bartender says, “That’s 6 seconds of fame and 6 hours of a headache.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.