I’m “pining” for a vacation.
Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!