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2013 Vintage: The Wood

 I’m “pining” for a vacation.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy05/10/2015 20:00Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@PowerRanger_Red11/29/2003 14:27It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Nsync_Justin04/26/2000 11:52Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Kazaa_Leecher03/20/1998 01:58I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Jordan_Fan_2310/24/2002 00:25Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@DragonBall_Z_G07/03/2005 06:27His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Bill_Ted_Excell05/03/2001 04:19Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Shagadelic_9702/28/1997 20:01This joke is very shagadelic, man!

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