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2018 Vintage: The Launch of the Falcon Heavy

Why did we put a Tesla in space? Because Elon Musk realized that “Starman” driving a convertible was the best way to distract everyone from the fact that his car company was still burning through cash.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

36 Politicians Jokes: The 2022 “Gas, Grief & Gavel” Edition
In 2022, the "Post-Cold War" era officially ended, and the "Socia...read more »
36 Politicians Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Raincoats” Edition
In 2005, the world became a video. It was the year of "Me at the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Trump-Biden Debate
Why was it a turning point? Because it was the 90 minutes that pr...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Cowboy Carter" Impact
Why did Beyoncé go country? To prove that she can conquer any gen...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Woke" vs. "Anti-Woke" War
Why is this still happening? Because both sides realized that as ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Global Cooling Theory
Why did some claim it was too cold in 2025? Because after install...read more »
37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition
In 2018, the world was a mix of intense rescue missions, royal we...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition
In 2012, the world was supposedly ending, but politicians were to...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rise of Deepfakes
Why were politicians so nervous about video calls? Because in 202...read more »

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33 Politicians Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & New Dawn” Edition
In 2000, politics felt like a computer that actually survived Y2K...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2020 “Masks, Zoom & Malarkey” Edition
In 2020, history didn't just happen—it happened to all of us at o...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Island Scandal
Why did a Prime Minister flee to a Pacific island? Because it tur...read more »
2023 Classic: The COP-28 Paradox
A climate summit in Dubai led by an oil company CEO—that's like a...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner06/25/2010 16:44Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Ebay_Sniper06/25/2002 02:46Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Beverly_Hills_9021008/03/2010 04:07The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Kazaa_Leecher09/29/1995 06:25I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Goonies_Never_D09/06/2009 08:55Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Karate_Kid_Wax03/17/2002 18:35Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Hi5_Pro_User08/27/2014 18:41High five for this joke!
@Leeroy_Jenkins12/07/2010 05:19At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Evolution_Dance05/18/1995 14:03The history of humor in one post.
@Retro_End_User04/15/2012 08:34The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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