2015 Archive: The DNA HIPAA

I asked for my genetic test results. The nurse said, “I can’t tell you. Your DNA is so private that even your cells need a password to replicate.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_303/28/1998 09:41Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@StreetFighter_Ken12/31/1998 14:03Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Winamp_Playlist01/12/2010 14:26Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Better_Off_Dead01/13/1995 06:50I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Flickr_User_0408/22/2003 04:44A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Neopets_Trader02/15/1999 04:58Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Viewer_Number_112/01/2007 18:14First! And it’s funny!