Why were the red carpets so empty in 2023? Because actors and writers went on strike to remind the studios that while AI can write fast, it can’t cry on cue or look good in a tuxedo.
Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!