2004 Legacy: The Psychiatrist

“Doctor, I feel like I’m just a profile picture.” “Welcome to 2004. That’ll be $250.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

@SimCity_Mayor01/01/1996 00:50Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F08/02/2012 19:59The future is laughing at us.

@Keyboard_Cat_P08/25/2002 05:25Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Toolbar_Hater03/03/1995 07:16My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Salad_Fingers_F08/29/2014 21:00I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Dark_Web_Joker05/06/2007 17:01Found this on the deep end of the net.